Johnny Torque & Jackson Klein have pretty simple, old fashioned way to settle disputes.  Rather than any of that talking out yr feelings B.S.  or some of that new age meditation mumbo-jumbo, these guys just go straight to full on tug of war.  Winner stays dry & is right.  Loser get's wet & has to suck sausage.  Here's thing: at this point, Johnny knows Jackson can not beat him, so Johnny has gotten into habit of starting arguments just to get his johnson sucked.  Have to say, as far as plans go, his is pretty brilliant!

Enjoy!